Ever had a layover in Fukui? Or a delayed flight in Brest? Inspired by the possible Ozzy Osbourne Airport in Birmingham, we’ve tracked down the world’s funniest airport names.

1. Batman Airport (BAL) Turkey
2. Useless Loop Airport (USL), Australia
3. Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan
4. Gaylord Airport (GLR), USA
5. Moron Airport (OZP), Spain
6. Rifle Airport (IRD), USA
8. Eek Airport (EEK), USA
9. Asbestos Hill Airport (YAF), Canada
10. Deadhorse Airport (SCC), USA
11. Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania

12. Brest Airport (BES), France
13. Mysore Airport (MYQ), India
14. Colon Airport (ONX), Panama
15. Ponce Airport (PSE), Puerto Rico


